@#$%^&*!!!
Wednesday, June 14th, 2006I received a call from the printer this afternoon and guess what, they said they can’t open my files. What the hell??? They are telling me this now, when I only got a day left before the show. @##$%^^&*!!!
They tried to send the Quark files straight to their Fiery digital printer but it wouldn’t accept it, said Mike, the guy I was talking to. Of course, it won’t, I said. The files are just too big. Mike agreed and told me they converted the files into PDF but it didn’t print the whole thing. Of course, it wouldn’t, I said. You have to convert each page in the file into PDF instead. Oh, said Mike like it was the first time he heard about it. My God, I was gripping the phone handset tightly to prevent screaming my head off. The inner me wanted to say: “What kind of incompetent business are you running here? How can you be such a DUMBASS?”